SORRY my car doesn't run on thanks, classic tee
My level of sarcasm/stupidity, T-Shirt
Be the reason someone smiles today, or cringes, classic tee
Powered by 40 years of sarcasm, classic tee
Caution: May contain Sarcasm, Hoodie
Morning wood, classic tee
I respect your ability, classic tee
The Grill Master (I only burn steaks), T-Shirt
I'm definitely gonna overthink this, classic tee
I'm a plant parent Sweatshirt
Nothing scares me except my wife, Hoodie
My therapist has 4 paws and a wet nose, Premium Sweatshirt
I work hard for my DOG, classic tee
Sarcasm is a premium service I offer, classic tee
Let's get matching shirts, t-shirt
I'm currently unsupervised, T-Shirt
I'm not sleeping, Long Sleeve Tee
Sorry I'm late, Premium Sweatshirt
Sarcasm is my love language, Long Sleeve Shirt
Worlds best Farter, t-shirt
I Speak fluent Sarcasm, Long Sleeve Tee
Warning Overly Sarcastic, Hoodie
I need coffee, not your opinion Hoodie
I could be wrong but I doubt it, Long Sleeve Shirt
